sky-of-slavs:

mind-oracle-generation:

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

BUT WE CALL IT ABACAXI
IT’S ABACAXI
FUCK BRAZIL

 IN BRAZIL IT’S ABACAXI
FUCKING DELICIOUS AND AWESOME ABACAXI.

IN BRAZIL IT’S ABACAXI
NO
THERE’S NO ANANÁS HERE. damn it

sky-of-slavs:

mind-oracle-generation:

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

BUT WE CALL IT ABACAXI

IT’S ABACAXI

FUCK BRAZIL

 IN BRAZIL IT’S ABACAXI

FUCKING DELICIOUS AND AWESOME ABACAXI.

IN BRAZIL IT’S ABACAXI

NO

THERE’S NO ANANÁS HERE. damn it

(Source: cl0udchaser)